summer swimming

i question were to start? so i will just DIVE in. i am looking for all ceditors lets just get this done and over with you may call between the hrs of 10-2 Mondays-Friday. PLEASE THE WEEKEND ARE FOR MY EMEDIATE FAMILY SO ALL CALL WILL BE SCREENED. i will be in good humor and ready for all questions in regards to my X-husband and when i say X, over 20 years no child. Becasue you have me listed as a relative for some reason, being the good x wife that i am i have put this time aside just for you. I am trying to find the humor in getting weekly if not daily phone calls for someone that thought it would be funny spending his time doing God knows what to get himself in the trouble his is in.

If you are a creditor or some one you now is ask them to be a little more sensitive to the people that you call, ya never now what went down between LONG LOST relative. A new meaning FOR till death due us part.
I can see it now 90 years old, cane in hand, phone rings (10 ring later) get to the phone out of breath ( hhhelloooo) slow shaky voice.
VOICE on the other end ,
example1. perky voice is so in so there.
example 2. deep voice is this Mrs. blank i am looking for Mr. blank.
example 3. YOU fill in the blank.
" I give up yes coommeee on ovverr, i have been hiding him for the laassttt 60 yearrrss he is getting to oolldd tooo take carrre offf any more, i just can't keeeeppp up with this game, so please help a girrlll outt and take him off my hands". Great thanks "i live at xxx hooker drive, Norma ville, Ca. O you can't find it well that is were he has been sense 1998. it's on the map i am sure if you try real hard you can find it i will be changing my number soon thanks for YOUR call, good by".